Play the Players

I recently met the most amazing man. We got along great (exciting careers, no children, similar interests). He is 37 and I am 42. The chemistry was stunning. On our second date, he confided in me that he hadn’t felt this amazing in a long time. On our third date, we were intimate. Now, two weeks later, no phone call. He admitted to me that he had a site on myspace, and I have obsessive been checking it. Young women are leaving the most provocative messages. (“Can’t wait to get together”, “thank you for making my vacation a million times better!”) Anyway, it has been two weeks, and no phone call. I know I have been dumped. The problem is I am feeling overwhelmed by guilt because we were intimate. I feel like he lost interest after we slept together. I can’t get out of this funk! Help!

Whoooaaaah!! You just got played, girl. He showed you his myspace because he’s too big of a bitch to man up to his player status. That’s why you ladies should never sleep with a guy if you really want him to commit to you. I know it’s no fun to go straight home, but sometimes you have to set the precedence in a relationship so you can weed out the losers beforehand. Like I said before - and will keep saying it til you girls get it through your head! - boys only want one thing: to put his peen in your poon. They dream about that day. They plan it out 43 different ways. They have backup plans for their backup plans. They salivate over the mere opportunity of finding your sweet gold. You ladies have all the power over whether or not he’ll get lucky tonight or not so exercise that power and make him work for it!! Before you know it, you’ll have men eating off your cooch just to get a taste and the only boys you’ll sleep with are the ones who’ll treat you like a princess just to get some. What are you worth, just ask yourself that? If you think you’re worth a one night stand, then you’ll end up with a one night stand.

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