Dear Mary Jane

My boyfriend is spending more time with a girl I know from back home more and more now that I am three hours away and in college. Everytime I call a friend of mine from home, he tells me about it. I am getting so sick and tired of having to worry about my boyfriend possibly cheating on me. I know that the girl he spend time with likes him and I don’t trust her. What do I do?

Oh, hell to the no, girl! What you NEED to do is talk to your man and put him back in check. What you SHOULD be doing is dropping him off at the muthafuckin curb and leaving him there! Now that you’re in college, you have all access to parties, one night stands, and free passes for 4 years straight. The amount of effort you put into worrying about this guy and his shady new friend, doesn’t weigh out if you don’t actually get the facts from him, but that’s beside the point! In any relationship, kids, if you’re to the point where you don’t trust them when you aren’t with them, the relationship needs to be put down. It needs to be taken out to the woods and double tapped in the forehead. A relationship is built on trust so if you don’t trust that person, what’s the point in putting you heart; your most valuable, most vulnerable possession, in their hands? That’s like giving a junkie your life savings and then worrying if they go straight to the bank or not. Hey dumbasses, they’re bank is a drug dealer!! Make this easy for yourself and go straight to the source. If, after talking to your man about his new bff, you still feel the same then start tapping into the freebie college parties… And have fun with that, sweetie!

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