Boys and Sex

All the guys I know are either younger than me or stuck up or all they talk about is sex! all the guys i’ve ever liked had girlfriends or that had personality types that I think I would be compatable with moved to out of state colleges after high school and my friends don’t know any guys that they think i’d like to be set up with. i’m 19 and i’ve never had a boyfriend because I just can’t find a guy that doesn’t just want sex or that isn’t stuck up or doesn’t have a girlfriend. and the guys that did ask me out were ones I didn’t like or didn’t know well enough to date. What to do…what to do?!

Let’s just get this rocket science bullet point out of the way: ALL males, EVERYWHERE, like to talk about sex. They like to think about, talk about, watch it, dream about it, and do it. What seperates the boys from the men is that the grown ups have the common sense not to talk about it like they just learned what a vag was for. That said, you’re only 19, a relationship right now in your life will only be holding you back from all the pleasant surprises college has to offer. Instead of settling for a boyfriend because you feel left out, why not play the field? College is where all the best friends-with-benefits opportunites are. Tap into your vagina power and use what your mamma gave you. Once you get outta college, baby, you’ll be able to play with the real men, don’t worry about that!

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