To All My Lovely Ladies,

I feel the need to go over this after a few of the past emails. I’ve been in the down and out and have been used by a few “good” men, but you live and learn, right? You take the good and grow from the bad and move on before shit hits the fan. I haven’t been doing this advice shit for long, but I know this. - We need to love ourselves as women. I can’t stress how important it is for you to truly love and believe in yourself. Even when you think life gets you down, there’s always a bitch in a far worse position (Lindsey Lohan, for fuckin starters. Don’t try to tell me you’re worse out than that cokebitch!). But you gotta love yourself before you can love your man - and vice versa. Relationships shouldn’t be a soap opera, it should be a Disney Princess movie. You ladies deserve the world! You own the tits… and call the shots. As princesses, you deserve a pedestal and a crown. And if a man doesn’t understand that, let him marinate and get back to him when he does realize it. This is our one life, girls, and let’s get the best out of it!

Kisses,

Mary Jane