Dear Mary Jane

ok, so i just made this new friend rite?? at first she seemed really cool and we always have a great time together, and we share a mutual friend. but now for no reason AT ALL, she just talks to that friend now, and everyones SINGLE WORD that comes out of her mouth about me is an insult!! i know if my other friend says the exact same thing, she would probably just laugh. but me?? nope. “your such a dork!!” “this girl.. she’s an idiot man!!” and some other really mean things. i have no idea what the hell is going on!! i dont think i did anything to make her mad.. what the hell is going on?!? hopefully its just PMS… ;0) but its really getting old and she is getting on my nerves!! she just cant take a hint!!! what the hell is up her ass and what should i do about it?!? SOMEBODY HELP!! thanx ;0)

Ugh, why are you still her friend. Let it go, you don’t need her. Kids, kids, listen up: Don’t keep toxic people around! They kill all the fun and vomit negative energy. You got to stand up for yourself and show her who the head bitch in charge is. I like to advocate using your words like a big girl, but judging from this email, you’re not very confrontational. But this girl is straight up disrespecting you!!!  You need to let her know you ain’t nothing to fuck with. Punching a girl in the nose always proves a point because every time they look in the mirror, its a reminder pf why their nose is fuckin crooked! Or for the beginner bitches: a bitch slap is quick and dirty and doesn’t leave a mark after the pain wears off. Just make sure you cock back and land high on the cheek bone. HOWEVER, as someone with enough physical assault priors in my high school days, I’d only recommend it if you give her fair warning beforehand. Like, “You better shut up before you I slap the shit outta you!”

Either way, prepare to fuck a bitch up and prove a point.

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